How to Be Perfectly Miserable
Think about yourself,
Talk about yourself,
Use "I" as often as possible,
Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others
Listen greedily to what people say about you,
Expect to be appreciated,
Be suspicious,
Be jealous and envious,
Be sensitive to slights,
Never forgive a criticism,
Trust nobody but yourself,
Insist on consideration and respect,
Demand agreement with your own views on everything,
Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown,
Never forget a service you may have rendered,
Be on the outlook for a good time yourself,
Shirk you duties if you can,
Do as little as possible for others,
Love yourself supremely and ...
Be Selfish!
This recipe is guaranteed infallible!!
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